She is in my trunk
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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