Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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