Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
