mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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