no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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