So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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