but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We just shotgunned beers for America
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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