So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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