If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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