Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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