Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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