Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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