I'm going to jail i love you
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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