It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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