did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Houston, we have a blender
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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