You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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