I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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