I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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