yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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