Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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