Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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