Too much gin, very little bucket
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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