i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
is wine microwaveable?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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