Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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