I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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