he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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