So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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