i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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