ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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