You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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