You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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