ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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