yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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