And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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