i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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