Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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