I can tuck mytits in my pants
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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