Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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