all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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