lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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