I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You ate ashes out of my bong
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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