HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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