gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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