I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
