wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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