She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You've changed since you got that strap on
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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