He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The adults are the big ones right?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
