how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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