you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Randomize
