How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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