How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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