if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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