i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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