Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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