There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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