that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
